The Swinging Neighborhood

The neighborhood that swings together stays together right?

It’s called “Neighbors With Mutual Funds Benefits”

Anyone catch the first episode of this A&E reality series?  Well I stand guilty after a bath and a bottle of wine that I curiously downloaded the first episode onto my tablet.  And now I am currently taking applications in my own neighborhood. **plants sign in the front yard advertising about the want ads for sexually inquisitive neighbors…apply within…please.

The first scene has wine.

The captions below everyone’s name reads as follows:

“In the lifestyle”


“curious” about the lifestyle

My question is if you lived in this neighborhood…which one would you be?


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I am a mother of 5, a wife to 1, and a fully certified domesticated momster who likes to blog about motherhood, marriage, and anything else that pops into my crazy head all with a side of sarcasm and a glass of wine.

8 thoughts on “The Swinging Neighborhood”

  1. Can’t say I’m a huge fan of reality tv, but it does sound interesting…

    I used to be an anything goes kind of gal, but since being a mum am completely monogamous. Not that much bedroom action takes place with three kids, two of which hate sleep. I don’t know where you find the time or energy Trista!!

    Happy weekend 🙂

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    1. I think the majority of us moms/mums were once a bit more free spirited but having children is supposed to change how you think and react to things…it’s what makes us better mothers. But I also believe that my husband holds a very valuable position as well and that our bond is most important to keeping this family together. We too have a hard time sometimes fitting in the intimacy especially with kids and his working schedule but that’s when quickies in the closet come into play 😉


  2. Is there a category for the person that just wants to come home, put on their jammies, and schlepp around in their fluffy slippers until it is an acceptable time to go to bed and sleep? Cause that would be me!!! Nothing takes the place of sleep!!!

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