The A-Z Of Me

I was tagged for this lovely challenge by Modern Dad Pages.  He’s a very busy dad with many great musings about fatherhood and life in general.  Please take a look at his blog if you haven’t already.

Now I must say that trying to come up with 26 facts relating to myself is going to be a test of my patience ADD mental strain but here it goes…

I am already struggling with the letter A…for some reason asshole keeps popping in my head.

A- I love the artist in me.  If I am creating then I am at my best!

B- I can be a real bitch…but I own it.

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C- I am starting to realize that this challenge about myself is turning out to be quite the conundrum.

D- I prefer dogs over cats.

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E- My eyes are hazel.

F- When I lived in southern Nevada I would wear flip flops year round…here in the northern hemisphere it’s frowned upon.

G- My love of silver far exceeds gold.

H- There’s no place like home.  **claps her flip flops together**

I- Trying to win an argument with me is quite impossible.  Especially when I don’t really argue about anything unless I know I am right about it.

J- I’m in love with Tim Burton characters…especially Jack Skeleton.  So much so that I am currently in the process of getting my entire arm done in character tattoos.

K- I love kissing random strangers my husband.

A to Z of Me Domesticated Momster #humor #funny

L- I love anything that makes me laugh out loud.

M- Being a mom is absolutely the best decision I have ever made in my life…regardless of what my blog says 😉

N- I have a fear of needles but a tattoo gun doesn’t bother me.

O- If the wine has been opened…the bottle is getting drank.

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P- Photography is one of my favorite hobbies and I hope to make money at it someday.

Q- I question life everyday.

R- Rain is a beautiful gift of nature and I would love more of it here in the western hemisphere.

S- I am not a big fan of shopping for clothes but give me a home decor section and I am like a kid in a candy store.

A to Z of me Domesticated Momster #funny #humor

T- Telling the truth has always set me free.

U- I find that having to urinate is such a waste of my time.

V- Is it inappropriate to talk about my vagina?  How about my vibrator?  Vulva?  Wow the V’s are easy.

W- I have traveled to many parts of the world.

X- There are days in the life of motherhood that require xanax.  Unfortunately I don’t have any.  Therefore I substitute with wine.

A to Z of Me Domesticated Momster #funny #humor

Y- Yellow is my least favorite color…I look awful in it.

Z- I had a slight obsession with the Zynga game, FarmVille2.  My husband threatened to divorce me so I had to quit playing as much.

The End,

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30 comments

  1. Laughed out loud at your V and X facts. Seriously though, if you took Xanax, you’d be knocked out so your kids could ruin the house without you noticing until afterwards. I love this meme and think I might do it when the *real* #AtoZChallenge is over.

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