Things That Piss Me Off-Part 1

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Recently I did the “50 Things That Make Me Happy” writing challenge and I seriously found it a dispute with my sanity to find 50 happy self characteristics.  Well being the momster that I am I have decided that I am going to write about the “50 Things That Piss Me The Fuck Off”

  1. Stepping on a lego or any other small jagged toy.  This one I am sure is on many mommy’s lists.  Right up there with stepping on a 5 sided jagged thorn.  Or maybe even fire hot glass.  I am quite certain that they all feel the same.Stepping On A Lego Toys
  2. When the ice machine in my fridge runs out.  That sucker is on speed ice and it still doesn’t produce enough ice for this family to get to the end of the day.  Doesn’t help that everyone, but me, in the house doesn’t  know how to push the fast ice option when it has timed out.  And to add to the problem, not mentioning any names ,Matthew, is notorious for filling a cup up with ice and water and then leaving it on the counter to sit.  The ice melts and then it’s just water and by the time he tends to it…it’s warm.  He dumps it in the sink and gets a new freshly filled glass of ice water.
  3. My husband when he insists that he’s right about E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.  I am sure I am not the only one with a man like that but I would sure enter him in a contest for a new husband money over who does it best.  Guess we all want to be the best at something.
  4. Anyone who makes an effort at something and then does it half assed.  I hate this!!!  It’s a pet peeve with me.  If you are going to take the time to do something then please follow through and do it correctly.
  5. Getting my tongue burnt by hot food.
  6. Slow drivers in the fast lane.  Although now that I live in a very small town I don’t drive a freeway much and no one is ever in a hurry around here.  But my recent trip to Las Vegas was a road rage nightmare.’
  7. When my morning alarm goes off.  I hate getting up to an alarm…but on school and gym mornings it is a must.
  8. The dryer signal.  It’s a reminder that the clothes now need to be folded before they start to wrinkle.  And of course it always goes off right when I am in the middle of something I feel is more important.
  9. My children misbehaving.  Especially in public.
  10. When the dishwasher doesn’t clean the dishes.  What’s the point of even having a dishwasher if you have to wash everything before you put it in there?  It should just be called a dish rinser instead.
  11. No toilet paper.  And of course this is always when I have already sat my precious arse on the porcelain god.
  12. Waiting.  I hate waiting for anything.  But I really hate it when I am waiting on something or someone that is late. Even with having 3 little ones I am rarely late for anything.
  13. The wind.
  14. When my husband farts in the car and it smells like something died in his bowels stinks.  He doesn’t roll the window down and he pushes the child lock so that none of the rest of us can roll down the window either.  He thinks it’s funny….I however, DO NOT!
  15. SLOW INTERNET!  Welcome to rural Nevada where you spend half your time waiting for the internet to work.blogging blogger blog struggles stats computers
  16. My husband’s snoring.  Inevitably I try to fall asleep before him usually with the help of ambien or wine mixed together.
  17. When my dog tries to runaway.  Every time the front door is left open for any amount of time she darts right out it!  And the only way I can get her back is to take one of our vehicles and chase her down until she gets in.  Doesn’t she realize that she has life so good here?
  18. Having to update software.  This is especially upsetting when it then messes something else up.  Create one bug to fix another.
  19. Blue kids toothpaste.  They get it over every white surface of their bathroom.
  20. Dead beat moms and dads.  Especially the ones who claim to be so good at parenting when they have never had to parent.  You can read about my shit storm battle with this here.
  21. Restless Leg Syndrome.  If you don’t suffer from it then you haven’t a clue as to how irritating it is and how much it makes me want to chop my legs off at the knee cry.  If you aren’t sure what it is then google it or you can read about my struggle with it here.
  22. My kids asking if it’s snack time every 20 minutes.  This especially occurs right after I have gone to the grocery store and the pantry and fridge are full of goodies.  Like somehow in their warped little minds we are supposed to go through all the snacks in one span of an hour.
  23. When I can’t figure technical shit stuff out.  I am self taught with everything that has to do with photography and blogging.  Trial and error they call it.  I call it F*#K this S#!T!  Unless of course it works when I attempt to conquer it.  Then I am happy as a pig in shit a happy camper.
  24. Rude people.  Especially the ones who work at the DMV.  Is it a pre-requisite on an application? Also people who are mean when they drink.  My advice to them is just do us all a favor and put the bottle glass down.
  25. Clutter.  Therefore you can only imagine how high my blood pressure is with 3 toddlers and a teenager.  And let’s not forget the hubby.  I don’t think I have mentioned him yet have I?

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64 thoughts on “Things That Piss Me Off-Part 1”

  1. I have RLS too, it’s a relatively new thing, I think it’s menopause related (is there anything that isn’t?!) it drives me NUTS!

    My husband does that farting in the car thing too. Ya, NOT funny!

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    1. I am pretty sure every husband with a “thinks he has a sense of humor” mind does that…lol…I have suffered from RLS since my 20’s so it’s not just related to menopause. It started when I quit smoking pot….hmmm go figure that pot is a cure but in my state STILL not legal!

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  2. Haha, with you on a lot of these. RLS was a side effect of some of the drugs I was taking before. The pain if preferable! I have also not learned, at almost 30 to wait until my food has cooled down so am frequently nursing a sore mouth.

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  3. The soap bar left on the shower floor every single day!
    The garbage can in the kitchen so packed, the lid won’t shut!
    The butt wipe container in the bathroom left open so all the butt wipes dry out and get nice and crispy!
    Dishes in the sink!
    Unidentifiable food particles all over the kitchen counter!
    Someone taking the drying out of the dryer and placing it on top so they can dry THEIR one item of clothing!
    Empty hangers on the closet floor. Broken empty hangers on the closet floor!
    Ooo! I could go on and on!!!!!

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  4. oh, I can so relate with the stupid legos, and hot wheels, and my daughter’s dress up heels. What it is the deal with the toothpaste? Even my 9 and 11 year old spit into the sink and let combo of blue or white tooth paste and whatever brown bits of toast or whatever dry in there- without rinsing it off- gross! My mom always used the phrase “half-assed” funny thing, I always thought she was saying “your doing that half fast.” Anything worth doing, is worth doing well. (whether you are taking a test or picking up trash.) And OMG what is up with the f’in snack? My kids refuse to eat meals – we go to dinner- and as we are getting in the car “I’m hungry what’s for dinner” – we just had dinner. No that was a snack. Or I’m hungry I need a snack- you just had a snack. Ugh!


    1. I’m sitting here literally lol and my husband looks at me so of course I have to read to him what you wrote…he still looks at me like he doesn’t get it…enough said 😳 I’m glad there’s others who understand my frustration.

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      1. Ok got in but it would not let me hit the like or comment because I am on my tablet and too lazy to get on the laptop. I have a German Shepherd too that loves to run out the front door. I threaten him that I won’t chase after him the next tim, but he doesn’t listen. 😉

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      2. Mine is horrible about it! If we try to chase her on foot she stays just far ahead of us so that we can’t get to her…yet when she is on a leash she has to stop and sniff every 30 inches. The only way to retrieve her is to get the truck and then pull up along side of her and tell her to get IN! One day I was so mad at her that I wanted to just lightly tap her with the front bumper.

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      3. Ours got out through the garage one day. We jumped in the car and luckily turned down the right street. He was totally lost and when he seen us he jumped in the front seat so fast and crawled over me into the back. It was pretty funny stuff to see 125 pd dog act so silly.

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  5. yep, been there done that. Fortunately we didn’t have child-locks on the car windows.

    I know where the boys get some of that stuff…my GSIL (grandson-in-law) once nodded approvingly when his 4-year-old son farted… they both laughed uproariously and GSIL said “hey, Buddy, that never gets old.” Loud burps are nod-worthy, too.

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  6. well I can burp with the rest of them if I want to prove a point. As for the other noise…not on purpose. I’d suggest giving your boys back in-kind, but knowing “boys” they would give you points for best Mom ever and bring their friends around. I had a friend once who had a wonderful sneeze…loud, raucus…kids loved it!

    Then there’s spitting…have you reached that lovely habit yet? I think the less said about that the better.

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  7. Haha this gave me a good wee laugh. I can relate to pretty much everything on your list…except my husband farting in the car – he hasn’t started that one yet – let’s hop he never does 🙂 And snacks…I feel like I spend my entire day making or tidying up after snacks!! I hate them

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    1. Ugh sometimes I just want to gather every food item in the house and give it to the homeless!!! My kids have no idea what starving is! Thanks so much for taking the time to read and comment! #bloggerlove


  8. This is hilarious! I can relate to so many of them – too many to list. Especially the ice machine running out. And what’s the deal with the farting husbands? Are we raising 8 year old boys or what? Gross! I look forward to reading more. Great writing. Very funny and witty. Hard to pull off!
    Thanks for hosting the #momstermondays. Here’s the rant I linked up!

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    1. Thank you :)) yes I read and commented on yours too and shared it via Twitter, Facebook, and Google+ :)) thanks for taking the time to read and comment on mine and of course for linking up with #momstermondays!


  9. Legos, RLS, Snacks, Toothpaste. Like seriously every 5 mins “Can we have a snack” No. Toothpaste ends up in big green puddles all over the bathroom counter. How in the hell do you let that much toothpaste come out of the tube, and the NOT CLEAN IT UP?!? Story of my life!

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  10. Love this!! Very funny and agree with all apart from the dog, we don’t have one. I have got annoyingly slow internet which they are changing me an unthinkable amount for, so today I threw everything but the laptop!!

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    1. I hate when the internet is slow. Especially when I am trying to get serious blogging done. I try to tell my husband that the reason I spend so much time blogging is because half the time I am waiting on the damn internet! Thanks so much for reading and commenting.

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