What Do Bloggers Actually Do?

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As a blogger it’s a daily cycle of checking stats along with checking every social media outlet to make sure that you are still in existence.  These days there’s so much surrounding blogging that the average blogger only spends about 5% of their time actually blogging.  The following is my rendition of the daily routine of a blogger.

Lots of this stuff

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Heated up a few times then becomes more like this

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You boot up your computer only to find that the internet is horribly slow.

Now you are pissed and high on caffeine…

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Finally your stats come up…

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You head over to look at your klout score…

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It’s the same it’s been for the last 2 weeks…hasn’t moved.

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And again….no internet.

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Break time.  Which translates to check on the kids, throw a load of laundry in, unload the dishwwasher and anything else that gets in the way of blogging time.

Upon your return you fire up Twitter.

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Those stats are up and so are you on a pot of coffee.

So you decide now would be a good time to write a blog post…but first you need an idea…

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so you keep thinking….

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but nothing is happening in the ol think tank.

Maybe you need more coffee…

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Or perhaps a better view…

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Maybe you should just give up blogging and become a competitor on “Naked And Afraid

A professional twerker…

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Set fire to the computer.

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Instead you decide to just get drunk and try again tomorrow…

blogging drunk blogger blog drinking

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Drunk, Pissed, And No Longer Caffeinated,

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Therefore, it’s bedtime…

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I am a mother of 5, a wife to 1, and a fully certified domesticated momster who likes to blog about motherhood, marriage, and anything else that pops into my crazy head all with a side of sarcasm and a glass of wine.

148 thoughts on “What Do Bloggers Actually Do?”

  1. ha ha!! I’d nearly add a step between the drink wine and bedtime… Come up with the most awesom-est, amazing-est, fantastical (those are real words you know!) blog idea ever and start to compose something that is akin to literary brilliance… until you get writers block and then need to top up that wine glass… repeat until bedtime! well, maybe that’s just how it goes down at my place! Great post!

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    1. There’s some days I get a great idea and it goes smoothly and I get everything out and published and sometimes the wine is only needed cause I drank too much damn caffeine and now it’s 10 at night and I’m wired lol. Thanks for popping over and saying hello 😀

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