ladies and gentlemen!
Today is National Men’s Grooming Day! Other synonyms are: brush, comb, tidy, shave, preen, primp, prepare, prime, man-scape the lady zone… and get ready to get down to business!
Get out your razors, shavers, blades, knives, and tweezers and get to grooming that unwanted, visual from the
eyes of your wife/girlfriend/one-night-stand moon, man fur!
Not been keeping up on it? Yet you scurry at the thought of rubbing up against the hairy leg of your partner?
Hello! Chubacca called and wants his hair back. Oh and speaking of back…if you have too much of it there…GET THAT SHIT WAXED! No one wants to lay down with a wooly mammoth. Well maybe there are some that prefer it that way but I am willing to bet that most of us do not.
Please Note: It’s not National Steak and BJ Day
This Has Been A
Pubic Public Service Announcement,
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