~National Men’s Grooming Day~

National Mens Grooming #manscaping

Attention ladies and gentlemen!

Today is National Men’s Grooming Day!  Other synonyms are: brush, comb, tidy, shave, preen, primp, prepare, prime, man-scape the lady zone… and get ready to get down to business!

Get out your razors, shavers, blades, knives, and tweezers and get to grooming that unwanted, visual from the eyes of your wife/girlfriend/one-night-stand moon, man fur!

Not been keeping up on it?  Yet you scurry at the thought of rubbing up against the hairy leg of your partner?

Hello! Chubacca called and wants his hair back.  Oh and speaking of back…if you have too much of it there…GET THAT SHIT WAXED!  No one wants to lay down with a wooly mammoth.  Well maybe there are some that prefer it that way but I am willing to bet that most of us do not.

Please Note: It’s not National Steak and BJ Day

This Has Been A Pubic Public Service Announcement,

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I am a mother of 5, a wife to 1, and a fully certified domesticated momster who likes to blog about motherhood, marriage, and anything else that pops into my crazy head all with a side of sarcasm and a glass of wine.

16 thoughts on “~National Men’s Grooming Day~”

    1. LOL I wrote this while giddy on a couple glasses of wine. **shocked face** Then I decided to tag my husband and a few of his work friends on Facebook. **looks at empty bottle** ooops I guess it was more then a couple glasses of the red stuff. It sure was tasty though ;o) I also seemed to have changed my blog theme lol.

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      1. HA! Couple glasses of wine & suddenly the blog theme is changed & the lads are tagged about grooming…love it! It’s not safe for me to go away – look what happens! lol x

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