Today is a day dedicated to all you weirdos. The weirdos who don’t shower or bother to get out of your pajamas before invading the supermarket, the weirdos who stare at my brightly colored hair and tattoos and attempt to say something nice but then completely fail. Or the lady last week that couldn’t stop staring at me. I thought about asking her if she had a camera so I could take a picture for her as a keepsake.
Now…I am not exactly normal in any way what. so. ever. I had 3 kids in 3 years and none of them were twins. I also met my husband on the internet and was married and knocked up within 5 months of drooling over his good looks while sitting across from him gnawing on my chicken wing and downing a yard of beer. He was just that irresistible. Or maybe that was the beer making him look like he was. Either way…I decided to keep him.
I also like ice in my milk and ranch on my pizza. I pour clamato juice into my beer and a couple of green olives along with their juice and I find it mighty tasty….no not weird at all.
I can’t sleep with anything over my feet…no socks….no blankets and especially NO KIDS! The winter time …the only reason I wear closed toed shoes is because being all bundled up from head to toe, only to find that the toe part is presenting flip-flops, is rather frowned upon.
Since quitting my medication I can see a lot of my OCD weirdness returning…but hey my sex life has returned as well so fuck the OCD I say! All of this just means I will be having sex in a spotless house. Or possibly trying to clean….while I am having sex but who cares…want to know why? Because today in National Wonderful Weirdo Day and I am going to be as weird as I want to.
I also sleep with the tv on and check every single door and window lock before I go to bed.
So tell me….what’s your weirdness…I KNOW YOU GOT SOME IN YA!
Wonderfully Whacky And Weird,
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