“Write a letter to the personality trait you like least, convincing it to shape up or ship out. Be as threatening, theatrical, or thoroughly charming as is necessary to get the job done.”
Yes I am talking to you. The bitch, witch, shrew, she-devil, that lurks around in my head daily and often shows herself to anyone in an ears distance that has done anything remotely
maddening irritating to awaken her.
For instance when the husband is chewing…in the same way he has chewed for the past 38 years of his life. Or perhaps when he falls asleep before me and snores to the point that not only can I not get to sleep but it’s the one and only thing I can focus on. And why does miss bitch need to come out when I get into the truck to find that he still hasn’t put air in the tires from the last time I drove the truck? Why? Is this really a reason to get bitchy?
What about when the kids are all getting on each others nerves and then getting on mommy’s nerves and guess who shows up? Yep…the bitch.
Same goes for their rooms.
Is this really a reason to become a raging lunatic bitch?
No wait, that was when my daughter decided to take the hair brush out of the bathroom and after telling her to put it back, of course she didn’t, and at 7:30pm, after showers, and time to brush hair and go to bed…instead mommy is tearing the house apart looking for the damn brush…see even thinking about it is making mommy bitchy! Why? It’s just a brush.
How about when the teenager doesn’t do his chores right? Rushes through them half- assed and knows that it’s one of his step mother’s biggest pet peeves and a sure fire way to provoke the resting bitch.
Almost daily there is something that makes the bitch in me come out and quite honestly I am rather sick of her. So I have vowed in 2016 not to be so bitchy. Has it been working? Well there are good days and there are bad days…but I am learning not to let the bitch take over the entire day, like I used to let her do.
I am linking with the following fab linkys…