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Throwback Thursday ~ A-Z Of Me

I wrote this about a year ago and felt it needed a little more love so it’s my throwback Thursday choice!

Now I must say that trying to come up with 26 facts relating to myself is going to be a test of my patience ADD mental strain but here it goes…

I am already struggling with the letter A…for some reason asshole keeps popping in my head.

A- I love the artist in me.  If I am creating then I am at my best!

B- I can be a real bitch…but I own it.

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C- I am starting to realize that this challenge about myself is turning out to be quite the conundrum.

D- I prefer dogs over cats.

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E- My eyes are hazel.

F- When I lived in southern Nevada I would wear flip flops year round…here in the northern hemisphere it’s frowned upon.

G- My love of silver far exceeds gold.

H- There’s no place like home.  **claps her flip flops together**

I- Trying to win an argument with me is quite impossible.  Especially when I don’t really argue about anything unless I know I am right about it.

J- I’m in love with Tim Burton characters…especially Jack Skeleton.  So much so that I am currently in the process of getting my entire arm done in character tattoos.  Update:  All done and I LOVE IT!!!

K- I love kissing random strangers my husband.

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L- I love anything that makes me laugh out loud.

M- Being a mom is absolutely the best decision I have ever made in my life…regardless of what my blog says 😉

N- I have a fear of needles but a tattoo gun doesn’t bother me.

O- If the wine has been opened…the bottle is getting drank.

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P- Photography is one of my favorite hobbies and I hope to make money at it someday. Update: I have been making money at it!

Q- I question life everyday.

R- Rain is a beautiful gift of nature and I would love more of it here in the western hemisphere.

S- I am not a big fan of shopping for clothes but give me a home decor section and I am like a kid in a candy store.

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T- Telling the truth has always set me free.

U- I find that having to urinate is such a waste of my time.

V- Is it inappropriate to talk about my vagina?  How about my vibrator?  Vulva?  Wow the V’s are easy.

W- I have traveled to many parts of the world.

X- There are days in the life of motherhood that require xanax.  Unfortunately I don’t have any.  Therefore I substitute with wine.

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Y- Yellow is my least favorite color…I look awful in it.

Z- I had a slight obsession with the Zynga game, FarmVille2.  My husband threatened to divorce me so I had to quit playing as much.

How about you try the A-Z Of Me challenge and let me know about it!
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64 comments

  1. What a great post! I think I’d struggle to say something interesting for every letter.
    I’ve just joined your Linky (or am trying to) and am totally confused about how to share my post, so I’ve written a tweet, shared a couple of tweets with the #momsterslink hashtag, but have no idea how to see which post came before mine as I don’t know where mine is supposed to go! I think I’m suffering from beginners stupidity!

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    1. It takes you to the next page and at the bottom there’s another blue button that says add your link…click on that and then fill in the info. I’m happy to help you. We were all newbies once. I can also link it for you if you are having too much trouble 😉

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  2. Ohhh think I might just try and give something like this a go myself! Same with needles, unless its for a tattoo…they are just addictive, vaccinations are not. Rain though…come to England, take it with you! Well, I guess we need a little, but seriously…not as much as we get!

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  3. Hope you had a great vacation, glad to have #momsterslink back 🙂 I have to say V made me laugh out loud! I couldn’t live without my flip flops! Can I ask why they are frowned upon?

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    1. Because it snows here … Like right now it’s around the 40s to 50s everyday in which my body is cold so I bundle up but on my feet are placed my flip flops. I don’t care how funny I look when I have jeans, sweatshirt, and a coat on with flip flops lol.

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  4. I take you up on that challenge Trista! What a great idea! I think I will have a hard time with certain letters but also coming up with things that I haven’t already put on my blog and this makes me excited about this one! I used to play Farmville too until I got bored with it. I get bored with Facebook games too quick, LOL!

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    1. I didn’t play the Facebook version. It was through Zynga where you played with other people and I actually made friendships through it. It was a serious addiction…and then blogging came along. lol. I hope you do the challenge…it’s fun coming up with each letter.

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  5. was just going through the letter in my head. I’m pretty sure I would start with asshole, but z might be a tough one. Something about sleep maybe

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  6. Uh, I just realized I wont be able to wear flip flops every day when we move. Big bummer! My hobbit feet need air! I got addicted to the first farmville. Very tempted to go check out the second now….

    #fartglitter

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    1. I was badly addicted. I was in a co op that we actually chatted and helped each other. I finally had to walk away. I’ve refused to start any other games because any free time is spent blogging! Thanks for hostessing! I have #fartglitter on my list for commenting!

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  7. Ha ha this is brilliant I think I would struggle to do an a-z of me although wine would definitely feature on my list too!! I prefer silver to gold, and hate yellow on me too! Although I do like shopping, probably because I don’t get much of a chance now! lol. Well done on the photography :). Thank you for hosting #Momsterslink, sorry my comments are late. Baby could be making an arrival next week so I am going to hold off on linkys until after the birth, but then I hope to be back and a lot more organised… (what with 2 who am I kidding?) xx

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