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Throwback Thursday ~I Am A MomWho

 

From the time the little mini monsters come out of our bodies it is a constant cater to everything pertaining to their well being.  Our own well being suddenly becomes extinct.  We no longer have days at the salon or days spent window shopping at the mall…oh wait I didn’t really do that even before I had kids.

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*Gets to stay home and watch her children grow each and every day.

~This also means I am I am never away from you…well sometimes but rarely

*Loves to watch every exciting new moment discovered in your eyes.

~Especially when you decide to apply toothpaste to every crevice of the house…or peanut butter…oh and let’s not forget SYRUP!

*Couldn’t imagine her life without you in it.

~Just please let me sleep in for once!

*Watches you interact with one another and realizes the choice to have more then one was the right choice.

~Then you start fighting!  Thought destroyed…moment over, done, past tense.

*Sees how much you are growing up and starting to be more independent by picking up your toys.

~Oh wait that requires bribery and a big bottle glass of wine when we are done.

*Wants to love you, and squeeze you, and smother you with kisses.

~What’s that smell?  Is that fucking poop in your hair?

*Loves to watch you run and play outside as the sun beats on your beautiful face.

~Is that dog shit on your shoe?  GET BACK OUTSIDE!

*Just look how innocent you look while you are sleeping.

~Whats that on your sheets?  IS THAT PERMANENT MARKER?!?!

*Would do anything for her children.

~No you can’t have another sibling!

*Loves being your mommy.

~Through good times and bad…all the time.

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36 comments

  1. oh we have all been there have;t we? Nodded my way through this list – the good and the bad – wouldn’t change if=t for the world – well maybe the dog shit and pop in hair – yikes! Another fab read #coolmumclub

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    1. Thank You. Yeah the one thing I hate about having a dog is dog poo. The kids love to run through the grass and even though I have tried to get them in the habit of picking up the poo first they just don’t sometimes and then yeah…yikes. I need an outdoor shower really.

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  2. Awww how sweet & funny & TRUE! I love watching my kids play together too & see them be friends. It is unfortunate when the happy bubble gets burst though. lol Thank you for hosting! #momsterlink x

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    1. Thanks sweets! Yes I’ve decided that the walls they mark in their rooms will stay there until they are teens and we redecorate based on how their personalities develop lol. Thanks for being a loyal linker my friend. Truly appreciate it! πŸ’‹πŸ’¨

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  3. Ha ha, funny post, smiled all the way through! Loved the permanent marker on the sheets – this was my daughter about a month ago! Thanks for hosting! #momsterlink

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  4. Completely relate to this!! I love being a Mummy, I just hate all of the crap that comes with it!! We had a real issue with permanent marker only a few weeks ago, our whole lounge has had to be redecorated as a result! Thanks for hosting, as always! #momsterslink

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  5. Oh, the dreaded syrup which is now forever re-named “stickies” in our house. LOL We laugh about it now but at the time… I needed the bottle. πŸ˜‰

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