Reasons Why Being A Female Sucks Sometimes

Throwback Thursday ~ Top 10 Reasons It Sucks Being A Female

Top Reasons It Sucks Being A Females Sometimes #female #womanhood #being a woman

Let’s face it, from the time we are born there are times that being female just sucks stinks is dreadful.

Potty Training ~  I had a boy and two girls and let me just tell you that potty training for boys is a cinch.  They can just whip that wiener out anywhere and go…half the time without anyone even noticing nor aiming for anything in particular.  But as a girl we have to find a bathroom, squat in the bushes and hope we don’t get it on our pants all while hoping we have something to wipe with (leaves work wonders).  If we are in a public restroom we have to layer paper on the seat or hover until our thighs feel like someone lit them with a flame about give out.

Reasons Why Being A Female Sucks Sometimes
*I kid you not, this is what the toilet looks like in a public restroom after I am done preparing it for my 2 daughters and myself*

Adolescence ~ Bring on the boobs and the menstrual cycle and all the hormonal changes that are accompanied by the blossoming like a snap dragon years.  Still in a stage of thinking that boys have cooties while they are over there coming up with nick-names to call your boobs.  Yes I know this from first hand experience which you can read about here.  There’s the dealing with mean girls and the constant feeling of wanting to fit in.  Then when you finally do discover boys you also discover that they are nothing but a bunch of testosterone induced assholes jerks.

Womanhood ~  Getting married, changing your name and all the paperwork it entails.  I mean seriously it takes everything including giving your blood!  If you work in a predominantly male environment you are constantly trying to prove you are capable of walking all over keeping up with them.  If you work with a bunch of females you are constantly trying to refrain from stabbing someone yourself from all the drama.  Men get to age like fine wine while women get called things like “cougars”.  It’s ok to see some old guy with a young girl but an older woman with a younger man and let the gossip begin.  WHY?  Why does there have to be a label?  Cougars seek out their prey.  I have never had to seek out a man…they come out of nowhere.  How would they like to be called Praying Mantis’?

Here’s a few other reason’s why it sucks to be a female:

You’re expected to shave everything.  I don’t care what they say about bush coming back…there is no man on the planet that likes to have to hack his way with a machete seek through the jungle to get to the gold.  Do men even know what we go through to achieve such a beautiful “landing strip”.  Seriously, do men need help finding the runway?

Putting make-up on.  Ok, maybe you don’t have to wear make-up but speaking for myself I won’t leave the house without at least mascara on…otherwise I look like the boy from the movie “Powder”.  And if I am wanting to compare myself to Kate Upton for the night then that requires a full on face-off surgeon at least 30 minutes of make-up application.  And I still don’t look as good as she probably does when she just rolls out of bed in the morning.

Tampons ~ Need I say more?

Reasons Why Being A Female Sometimes Sucks
*Because some days being a woman goes something like this*

Emotional.  It doesn’t matter if it’s PMS or a Kleenex commercial, there is going to be crying involved.  Along with the other C words of crazy, catty, and cuckoo.  That other C word I won’t even whisper in fear that it may start WWIII.  There is also insane, psycho, lunatic…just to name a few.  Doctors claim there is medication for all of it…I say just drink wine.

High heels.  I don’t wear them and I highly suggest that you don’t either… otherwise this is what your feet are going to look like…I am not a podiatrist  but I am licensed to do pedicures.Reasons Why Being Female Sucks Sometimes #uglyfeet #highheeledshoesfeet

Your feet were not meant to be bunched up and extended to such extremes.

Hair-do’s.  How it must be so nice to be a male and just get out of the shower, slap some gel on or put a hat on your head and go….all while still looking fabulous.  Sure I could cut my hair as short as my husbands and do the same, but I don’t wish to be my husband’s identical twin.  DISCLAIMER:  Nothing wrong with having short hair…been there…done that….burned the pictures.

Did I mention boobs?  What is the craze about boobs?  I seriously don’t get it.  Maybe because I am not a man, but I would guess that a man’s balls are about the equivalent anatomy to that of a woman’s boobs, yet you don’t see women running around staring at men’s balls ok maybe not.

Orgasm.  Again, need I say more?

Giving birth.  Let’s just imagine the world if men had to push babies out of the holes of their manhood penises…..keep imagining….  Poof! There goes that thought along with mankind.

Wardrobe.  I could wear the same pair of jeans, three times during the month, and every time, they look different on me.  I also can’t just throw on a t-shirt and it looks good.  It has to be a certain size to fit my boobs and I refuse to wear anything that isn’t V-neck.  And if I find a t-shirt that I absolutely love and fits perfectly…I AM AFRAID TO WASH IT.

Putting up with men.  This is a no brainer.  Men are non-communitive, unemotional, unattached, simple, horny, effortless, restrained, orgasmic one track minded individuals that we women have no idea how to interpret.  And then wonder why we are crazy.

To Be Continued~

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41 thoughts on “Throwback Thursday ~ Top 10 Reasons It Sucks Being A Female”

  1. Being a girl does suck, men have it so much easier. Hubster likes to laugh at my refusal to use a public restroom unless my bladder is physically about to burst. Even then, I try to hold on until we get home. He just doesn’t get the plight of the hover on my fat kid thighs.

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    1. I just can’t hover anymore and I won’t even go in bathrooms that I already know are nasty. My little girl had to go at the park the other day and I literally held her over the toilet because there wasn’t enough paper on the planet for that toilet … Yuck! Thanks for linking up with #momsterslink.

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    1. Boys are so much easier than girls at the whole potty training thing…the whole life thing really. Girls are so dramatic and needy 😁 and then we get older and our hormones are all over the place. Thanks so much for linking up!

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  2. Every one of these points are so true, oh how I wish I could just jump in the shower, jump out, put a bit of hair gel on and be ready to go, women have to do so much prep and maintenance. I love a good moan and this post has indulged me, thank you for hosting! #momsterslink

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  3. Hahaha…I am terrified of High Heels! But that photo has scared me for good! And to laugh at the toilet – I do it too!!! #momsterlink

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    1. I turn into germaphobe overload when taking my girls to a public restroom. They want to touch everything! I’m like “DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING” in my Momster voice. Thanks for linking up with #momsterslink doll!

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  4. It’s gotten better, really! When I was a kid we had to wear skirts to school, because nice girls didn’t wear pants. We’d be freezing our hoo-has off at the bus stop, with the icy wind whistling toward parts unknown, while the boys ran around all nice and toasty warm. My 9th grade math teacher told me that he’d never given an A to a girl in math, and I sure as hockey sticks was not going to be the first. My first job as a doc offered me 40K less than they offered my male counterpart. So many things! It is getting better, and we who write keep pushing it along.
    Have a great weekend, and thanks again for the linkup!

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  5. I’m right there with ya Trista with getting men. They always come to me. I don’t have to chase them but even if I did, I wouldn’t bother, LOL! As for the horny part, I have to say I’m like men in that category because I think about sex All. The. Time! I’ve been told we women get this way in our thirties and it doesn’t go away until our 50’s! Thanks so much for hosting #momsterlink

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  6. Finally figuring out all the nuances of the linkup! Now commenting on your post and thanks for the laugh although sometimes this stuff just is t funny! Yup, sometimes it just sucks! 😉

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  7. Yes to all! Childbirth – I am still cringing from the memory. We just took a 3.5 hour drive and the hubby stopped twice to pee at the side of the road. I held it until we arrived because the last time I had to pee by the side of the road a couple of kids started peeking through the bushes and saying, “We can see you!” Terrific.

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    1. Lol. That reminds me of once when I was younger and my friend and I had gotten dropped off at my house and I didn’t want to go home yet or let my boyfriend at the time, know I was home so I peed in the bushes….and he came out to see what all the noise was about of giggling and laughing and there I was peeing in the bushes. Lol

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  8. Yes yes yes to all of these. Don’t even get me started on childbirth and having to put up with men, I am outnumbered on that score in this house 3:1 😦 That foot photo is freaky ha ha ! have a great week and thanks for hosting #momsterlink

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  9. LOL when you put it that way it’s definitely not easy being a woman!! The toilet seat made me laugh, I coat it in toilet paper for us too but not as much as that one lol Thanks so much for hosting #momsterlink x

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