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Currently Taking Applications For A Clone Of Myself

Have any of you ever thought how wonderful it would be if you could clone yourself?  Like Michael Keaton did in the movie “Multiplicity“.  If you haven’t ever seen it I highly recommend it for a good laugh.  Below is one of my favorite scenes from the movie.

Lately I just feel like there are not enough hours in the day to ever get done what I want or NEED to get done.  Not to mention I NEED sleep and anything less than 6 hours just makes for me to be a complete crotch twat bitch grumpy ass zombie gif

I have tried putting myself on schedules…even writing them down to try to help me stick to them and inevitably, almost daily, something comes along that puts a quirk in my plan.

I am running around so crazy that I went to the store to get my daughters kindergarten supplies and grabbed the sheet for the wrong school.  Needless to say it takes too much time to return or exchange the stuff so I will just go get the items I don’t have and put the rest in our craft supplies.  And then proceed to face plant my head into a tree.

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Below is a copy of the daily routine I am about to endure come Monday.

6am – alarm will go off.  Now this of course doesn’t mean that I will jump out of bed at that very moment.  This is just a reminder that the crazy chaos is getting ready to start.

Between the time I tear myself from the comfort of my favorite bed, set my feet on the floor, and 7:40am I will have gotten 4 kids up (granted one is a teen and can get himself up and ready but there are times he doesn’t hear his alarm clock), dressed, fed, lunches made, and then drive to 3 different schools, dropping the last two off by 8am.

By 8:15 I hope to be getting my workout on!  And until 11:30, when I pick up my youngest from preschool, having the freedom to get done whatever NEEDS to get done, that is just easier, without having any children in tow.

Now granted, I am looking forward that I will only have one child this year from 11:30 to 3.   ONE CHILD!   I don’t even know what that resembles.  I don’t even remember what it was like before I had children….oh wait….yes I do….

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I have signed all the littles up for soccer this year, my oldest made varsity football, and my littlest little will also be doing tumbling.  She decided she wanted to try it instead of ballet but has informed me that if she doesn’t like it, then she will want to return to ballet.  My husband also wants to put them all in Tae Kwon Do.  “Sure honey let me just pencil that in right between brink of insanity and straight jacket.”.

I’m just kidding…who doesn’t love a full plate?  *picks mind up off the floor*

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I will be attending 3 different soccer practices on three different days Tues, Wed, and Thurs, and then tumbling on Fridays.  Game schedules haven’t been posted yet but I am quite certain I will be running from field to field on Saturdays and of course Friday night high school football games.  AND trying to attend some of the out-of-town games since we live in a rural area and they travel to other towns for away games.

And somewhere in here I will need to find the energy to have sex with my husband.  This is where a clone WOULD BE GREAT!  And of course for other various chores like housework and laundry.

I think I just referred to having sex with my husband as a chore.  Ooooops.  *smirks*

AND FINDING TIME TO BLOG!!!

So if anyone is interested, I am currently taking applications for a clone of myself.  Pass me it around.

Thanks In Advance,

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43 comments

  1. Sorry I can’t apply, but if you find a good clone source, pass the details on!!!!
    I totally hear you!!! What with two kids, a full time teaching job, being a faithful daughter in law, an awesome (I hope) wife, cooking, cleaning and laundry, cat keeper, blogger, and writer, there is no time for me, or sleep, let Alone sex!!!

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    1. Sometimes I almost wish my girls were twins. They are 11 months apart and it’s just enough time to make them in totally different stages. I thought for sure when my last one, who was a surprise, was discovered that she was going to turn out to be twins just to throw a knife in my skull. Luckily she was only one because I couldn’t imagine having one and then having twins 11 months later. That would have equaled 4 kids in 25 months. NO THANK YOU! Thanks for linking up …. always love love love reading your stuff!

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  2. Oh my goodness! Yet again I feel so bad because I’m laughing at your amazing way with words yet I really feel for you! You totally are superwoman!!
    I will look reeeeeally hard for a clone for you!!!
    Thank you for hosting! X #momsterslink

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  3. You are amazing! I am exhausted and I want to know if this cloning thing is legit. I too want to sign up (to get one, not to be one) immediately. Maybe, if we get one, they should just sleep, so at least someone can be well rested! Thank you Trista for all you do for us! Forget the family! Us bloggers ❤ YOU! M'wah #momsterlink

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  4. Oh gosh I struggle with football matches/training and there’s only one of my four who plays! I am dreading the days when all four have hobbies and I have to split myself in four. I too will be looking for a clone of myself, but maybe one with way more organisational skills, and energy, than I do!! Thanks for hosting #momsterslink

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    1. WTF are organizational skills? Is there a book for dummies on that one? And if I can’t get it on Amazon then forget it. Believe it or not I am looking forward to the kids being wore out at the end of every day…me not so much lol. Thanks for linking up!

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  5. I would love a clone of myself! This past week my husband (a teacher) went back to school and it was my first week bringing my 14 month old back to work with me. I feel like I will never catch up on my sleep after a week of 10 hour days taking care of 4 big kids as well as my own super active little one. Not to mention there’s never enough time or energy left for dishes and laundry…or other chores! #momsterslink

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  6. A clone would be great, but do you really want to relegate sex duties to your double? I think that would be a task you’d want to keep for yourself…

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    1. Lol that all depends on my mood…in the movie “Multiplicity” I know he tells the clones absolutely no sex with my wife but inevitably it happens because he’s too busy out doing the things he enjoys and well…she had needs. So if this were the case for me then I’d just have to let be what will be. I’m also probably one of those who wouldn’t mind having sister wives lol.

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    1. This motherhood ordeal should have come with a handbook because there are some days I just don’t want to parent at all. I want to get in the car and drive to a spa and spend a month there lol. Thanks so much for linking up! Hope to se you again today!

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