Have any of you ever thought how wonderful it would be if you could clone yourself? Like Michael Keaton did in the movie “Multiplicity“. If you haven’t ever seen it I highly recommend it for a good laugh. Below is one of my favorite scenes from the movie.
Lately I just feel like there are not enough hours in the day to ever get done what I want or NEED to get done. Not to mention I NEED sleep and anything less than 6 hours just makes for me to be a complete
crotch twat bitch grumpy ass
I have tried putting myself on schedules…even writing them down to try to help me stick to them and inevitably, almost daily, something comes along that puts a quirk in my plan.
I am running around so crazy that I went to the store to get my daughters kindergarten supplies and grabbed the sheet for the wrong school. Needless to say it takes too much time to return or exchange the stuff so I will just go get the items I don’t have and put the rest in our craft supplies. And then proceed to face plant my head into a tree.
Below is a copy of the daily routine I am about to endure come Monday.
6am – alarm will go off. Now this of course doesn’t mean that I will jump out of bed at that very moment. This is just a reminder that the crazy chaos is getting ready to start.
Between the time I tear myself from the comfort of my favorite bed, set my feet on the floor, and 7:40am I will have gotten 4 kids up (granted one is a teen and can get himself up and ready but there are times he doesn’t hear his alarm clock), dressed, fed, lunches made, and then drive to 3 different schools, dropping the last two off by 8am.
By 8:15 I hope to be getting my workout on! And until 11:30, when I pick up my youngest from preschool, having the freedom to get done whatever NEEDS to get done, that is just easier, without having any children in tow.
Now granted, I am looking forward that I will only have one child this year from 11:30 to 3. ONE CHILD! I don’t even know what that resembles. I don’t even remember what it was like before I had children….oh wait….yes I do….
I have signed all the littles up for soccer this year, my oldest made varsity football, and my littlest little will also be doing tumbling. She decided she wanted to try it instead of ballet but has informed me that if she doesn’t like it, then she will want to return to ballet. My husband also wants to put them all in Tae Kwon Do. “Sure honey let me just pencil that in right between brink of insanity and straight jacket.”.
I’m just kidding…who doesn’t love a full plate? *picks mind up off the floor*
I will be attending 3 different soccer practices on three different days Tues, Wed, and Thurs, and then tumbling on Fridays. Game schedules haven’t been posted yet but I am quite certain I will be running from field to field on Saturdays and of course Friday night high school football games. AND trying to attend some of the out-of-town games since we live in a rural area and they travel to other towns for away games.
And somewhere in here I will need to find the energy to have sex with my husband. This is where a clone WOULD BE GREAT! And of course for other various chores like housework and laundry.
I think I just referred to having sex with my husband as a chore. Ooooops. *smirks*
AND FINDING TIME TO BLOG!!!
So if anyone is interested, I am currently taking applications for a clone of myself. Pass
me it around.
Thanks In Advance,
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