~Timeout~

I will be taking a timeout this week.  Today I am recovering,or at least trying to, from the mass amount of celebrating before, during, and after the Super Bowl.  In case you didn’t hear my team won!  

 
But prior to that, this happened…

  
The guy who’s smiling (for now) in the picture is a friend of ours who thought it would be HILARIOUS to tape a Carolina Panthers flag to our garage in the middle of the night.  

Upon a phone call from my husband calling and waking me up to take it down ((now make a mental picture of me…in my hello kitty shorts pajamas, with Uggs, and in a temp of about 10*F at 7am removing this duct taped flag from the garage)).  There was a guy who happened to be jogging by at that very moment…I can only imagine what he was thinking.

But then instead of just taking it and putting it in the trash I decided to grab a can of gasoline and light it on fire! Yes at 7am still in my pajamas and Uggs.

If our neighbors didn’t think we were crazy before … I’m sure they do now.

My husband and I are currently plotting our revenge.

My mother is coming to pay a visit this week as well so of course I will be cleaning and disinfecting the house of all the germs that have been lurking.  And well I don’t want to be rude and be on the computer blogging while she is here.

Therefore I won’t be participating in any Linkys this week, I will be running #momsterslink but will most likely be behind from last weeks and this weeks but no worries cause I never leave a post unloved!

  
I will also be running the #activitytrackerchallenge this week just snap a pic of your daily progress and tweet me on Twitter @DomesticMomster.  It’s running Feb 8-14 and I will announce the winner in a blog post on my Wed the 17th “Workout Wednesday’s” post.  I will also be posting who is in the lead each day so you know how much you need to get your ass moving ;). 

That’s A Wrap ~ Jan 23, 2016

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I seriously just don’t know where the weeks are going. ¬†It seems like one day it’s Monday and the next it’s Friday.

This past Sunday was a huge day in the Souzaville household as the Denver Broncos beat the Pittsburgh Steelers and are one step closer to being in the super bowl. ¬†It was a very stressful game to say the least since the Broncos didn’t get their shit act together until the last 5 minutes of the game.

And for anyone who is sitting there thinking something along the lines of “well the Steelers didn’t have all their star players playing”. ¬†Just keep them thoughts to yourself. ¬†A win is a win and I can’t help it if their players are constantly getting injured. ¬†Their quarterback is also half our quarterback’s age.

I also don’t want to hear anything about what we are up against on Sunday. ¬†It’s bad enough that my husband has insisted on listening to all the sports networks talk about it all week on the tv. Denver Broncos football game image good vibes fans¬†Yes I am fully aware we are the underdogs. ¬†But I also never give up hope on my Broncos. ¬†**positive Broncos vibes**

 

About mid-week the crud of all cruds hit the little monsters of the household. ¬†Started off with coughing then sore throats. ¬†One daughter was running a fever off and on. ¬†I took 2 of the 3 to the doctor as the 3rd said he was feeling well enough that he wanted to go to school. The doctor wrote me scripts for both the girls but told me to only get them filled if they started acting like the girl in The Exorcist ¬†their symptoms got worse. ¬†The next morning my 4 year old little monster M woke up barely able to swallow and upon looking in the back of her throat with a flashlight…..what should appear but big huge white pockets of nastiness. ¬†Script one filled.

Thursday night little monster B man was fine all day, went to wrestling practice, came home and just before bed started throwing up. ¬†Wasn’t running a fever but had a hard time getting to sleep as he couldn’t quit coughing which then would cause him to throw up again. ¬†Little monster Z girl is so far only presenting a cough with no other symptoms. ¬†I kept all of them home on Friday in hopes that we could nick this crud it the arse by Monday. ¬†Bad part about sick kiddos is finding things to keep them entertained while stuck in the house. ¬†Yesterday they pretty much just wanted to lay around and watch movies because all weren’t feeling good. ¬†Today because they are a bit better, things are getting a little restless around here. ¬†But I will prevail!

On the blogging front this week were the following…

Quote Of The Week

Monday’s Music Mantra

Am I Paranoid?

Workout Wednesdays

Throwback Thursday ~ A Day In The Life Of Domesticated Momster

#momsterslink

Friday’s Top 5

My most commented and liked piece of humor was…

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This statement sums up why I am a certified Domesticated Momster.  Hope all of you had a great week!

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~Don’t F*ck With Me When It Comes To My Broncos~

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As most of you may or may not know…I am a HUGE Denver Broncos football fan!  I have been since about the 8th grade.

There have been a few relationships in my life that the guy I was with swore he was going to change me to a fan of his team.  Yeah that never happened.  As a matter of fact I was in a long term relationship with a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and in the 2006 playoff game for a spot in the Super Bowl…our friends were afraid to come to our house in fear of what would happen if the Broncos lost.  Which they did.  I spent the rest of the day in the kitchen cooking and cleaning to avoid killing talking to anyone. I also made my boyfriend sleep on the couch that night and didn’t speak to him for a few days.

There is a part of me that feels that was the start of the downfall of our relationship.

Luckily my husband now, was a Broncos friend when we met.  He was also raising two Broncos fans and now we have had 3 children together who are also being raised to be obsessed infatuated crazy psychotic smitten Broncos fans.

In 2013 we lost our first playoff round to the Ravens and I remember posting on my Facebook that no one had better say a fucking freaking word unless they were in our division or a Ravens fan (those are the only people who have the right to talk shit and even then I would tread lightly).  I deleted a lot of people that day.

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The point I am getting at is that there are so many haters that aren’t even in our division that like to talk a bunch of shit.  And usually it’s people’s who’s teams SUCK and have for years.

And let me just mention the “so-called friends” on my Facebook who thinks its in some way OK to come over to my timeline and talk shit.  Nope not ok.

Last Sunday’s game against the Pittsburgh Steelers was an all out stress fest in my house.  And what should happen by me posting the following…

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First there was a Steelers fan, whose on my friends list but she’s really more of an acquaintance.  She NEVER comments or likes anything I post but then wants to come and put her two cents in on my feed. Even AFTER I posted this…

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That’s me, clearly dropping the mic…not talking a bunch of shit about how the Broncos won and she still WOULDN’T just let it go and have a nice tall glass of STFU!

I was so stewed that night I had to hit the gym just to blow off steam…and refrain from drinking a shot or 3 of Tequila and then letting the shit talking start to rip!

Like just leave me be on my high and go whaaa to your Steeler friends.

So for those of you on my personal Facebook page that have witnessed first hand the vulgar responses during the football season….sorry…not sorry.

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Oh and the worst people are fair-weather fans or band wagoners.  You know the ones that like the current team that won the Super Bowl.  Or they were once this teams fan but then dated someone or let someone convince them to like a different team.  WTF?  A fan is someone who stands by their team through the good, the bad, and the ugly!  You don’t change your team!!!  That shit drives me cray cray crazy!

And here’s another public service announcement,  if you don’t know a thing about football then don’t talk shit to me about my Broncos.  Do us both a favor and just keep your mouth shut.

And to the haters of the Denver Broncos…

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